Thursday, August 14, 2003
Grand Old Party
- from Wired.com -
President Bush, in the middle of his African tour, visited a nature reserve in Botswana, where he was treated to the sight of two elephants mating. Bush had just finished petting one of the beasts and had hopped back on the truck when Jumbo mounted his mate. Bush was seen whispering something to first lady Laura Bush, who slapped him on the leg. What could he have said?
a.) “It’s a good thing Ashcroft isn’t here.”
b.) “Avert your eyes, honey.”
c.) “Elephants are good at screwing. That’s why they’re the symbol of our party.”
